Poll: Top this, who had a weirder dream than me last night?
So my dream: I was at work (I work in a medical facility) and suddenly a tornado siren went off so I got my coworkers and shoved them inside a closet, I checked to make sure all the employees were hiding in closets and that all the patients were safe. So then I go into the closet too, my employess are singing "for she’s a jolly good fellow, for shes a jolly good fellow" for me since I put them in the closet of safety. Then real loudly through the over head speaker the song comes on by Paula Abdul something like- "straight up now tell me do you really want to love me forever–" Then the ceiling cracked and I looked out the closet door and I saw the legs of a camel, come through, and then it came all the way through, and Rosie O’ DOnnel was on the camel wearing a pair of black stretch pants and a odd looking vest (rambo style). I said "get in the closet, take my hand, you will die there is a tornado comeing" Rosie said she wouldn’t come in the closet unless her camel could fit too! She protested, but in my mind I could stand to see her die so I punched her and threw her in the closet and said "YOUR CAMEL TOE BARELY FITS IN THIS CLOSET LET ALONE YOUR REAL CAMEL, BE HAPPY THAT I SAVED YOUR LIFE" I then rode off into the storm on Rosie’s camel and then I woke up…………………………………Anyone have weird dreams last night???
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2 comments
Bezza on August 31, 2009 at 9:31 pm
I had a pretty weird one.
My mum works on Thursday so when she left, i invited all these people from my bus stop around.
(bus stop for school)
i started cooking them dinner, rice with lamb pieces in it
(wth)
then one guy wanted noodles and veggies so i cooked that up.
they said it tasted okay and i said
"i’ll use the spicy noodles next time, it’ll taste better"
the guy nodded and then kept eating.
They then went into my sisters room and started drawing squiggles on paper with crayons.
i went into my dark room and then i spotted a person sleeping in my bed.
i walked out and then offered everyone to play sing star when my mum shut the front gate.
They all ran out the back door.
my mum asked about the dishes and i said i was cooking and she ate a piece of lamb…
â¤Elle⤠â¤Mental⤠on August 31, 2009 at 9:31 pm
Mine’s more weird! I had a dream that I had giant bugs in my apartment that I didn’t want to kill because I’d be too grossed out by their guts! So I had a friend kill them for me. Then it turned into a nightmare. Then today, there was a gigantic fly flying around the room and I didn’t want to kill it, so I had a friend kill it. Weird!