Comments on: please tell me the cruelest jokes your father has played on you? http://tornadoquestions.com/please-tell-me-the-cruelest-jokes-your-father-has-played-on-you.htm Sat, 29 Oct 2011 00:02:23 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.2 By: cocubloo http://tornadoquestions.com/please-tell-me-the-cruelest-jokes-your-father-has-played-on-you.htm/comment-page-1#comment-3302 cocubloo Fri, 31 Jul 2009 19:04:51 +0000 http://tornadoquestions.com/please-tell-me-the-cruelest-jokes-your-father-has-played-on-you.htm#comment-3302 HAHA!! Man what an entertaining family you have!! I LOVE your dads sense of humour BWAAAHAAHAA! My dad's never been mean to me (or at least I hope) but my monster mother (I inherited her famed temper) once drove a pencil in my hand, coz I said monkeys live in the kennel and dogs live in the burrow (I was in the 1st grade) it had a sharp point and went right through and I bled for an hour in which she cried all over the place lol! I still have the lead point in my hand and you can still see it. I carry it around proudly HAha! *gets sinister look on face* ....AND that's only just what she did to me in 1st grade .... Oh but that's not a cruel joke :O HAHA!! Man what an entertaining family you have!! I LOVE your dads sense of humour BWAAAHAAHAA!
My dad’s never been mean to me (or at least I hope) but my monster mother (I inherited her famed temper) once drove a pencil in my hand, coz I said monkeys live in the kennel and dogs live in the burrow (I was in the 1st grade) it had a sharp point and went right through and I bled for an hour in which she cried all over the place lol! I still have the lead point in my hand and you can still see it. I carry it around proudly HAha!

*gets sinister look on face* ….AND that’s only just what she did to me in 1st grade ….

Oh but that’s not a cruel joke :O

]]> By: Kelsi J http://tornadoquestions.com/please-tell-me-the-cruelest-jokes-your-father-has-played-on-you.htm/comment-page-1#comment-3303 Kelsi J Fri, 31 Jul 2009 19:04:51 +0000 http://tornadoquestions.com/please-tell-me-the-cruelest-jokes-your-father-has-played-on-you.htm#comment-3303 well i was running late for school and he kept saying kelsi get up..and i was like NO! and so he picked me up when I was still sleeping and threw me in the COLD pool. That really woke me up. well i was running late for school and he kept saying kelsi get up..and i was like NO! and so he picked me up when I was still sleeping and threw me in the COLD pool. That really woke me up.

]]> By: Wise Guy! http://tornadoquestions.com/please-tell-me-the-cruelest-jokes-your-father-has-played-on-you.htm/comment-page-1#comment-3304 Wise Guy! Fri, 31 Jul 2009 19:04:51 +0000 http://tornadoquestions.com/please-tell-me-the-cruelest-jokes-your-father-has-played-on-you.htm#comment-3304 When we were very young and did something wrong or silly he would ask us if our mother had any kid's that lived... When I think back on it and remember how it puzzled us it makes me laugh. He would also tell us that we would wish for horns but die butt headed. He was a Marine. When we were very young and did something wrong or silly he would ask us if our mother had any kid’s that lived…

When I think back on it and remember how it puzzled us it makes me laugh.

He would also tell us that we would wish for horns but die butt headed.

He was a Marine.

]]> By: thenewmadmax http://tornadoquestions.com/please-tell-me-the-cruelest-jokes-your-father-has-played-on-you.htm/comment-page-1#comment-3305 thenewmadmax Fri, 31 Jul 2009 19:04:51 +0000 http://tornadoquestions.com/please-tell-me-the-cruelest-jokes-your-father-has-played-on-you.htm#comment-3305 my dad farted in my face when i was laying on the couch once my dad farted in my face when i was laying on the couch once

]]> By: passionate http://tornadoquestions.com/please-tell-me-the-cruelest-jokes-your-father-has-played-on-you.htm/comment-page-1#comment-3306 passionate Fri, 31 Jul 2009 19:04:51 +0000 http://tornadoquestions.com/please-tell-me-the-cruelest-jokes-your-father-has-played-on-you.htm#comment-3306 It was April 1st 1987. I was walking home from school, I saw him drive by and I tried to wave him down, but he didn't stop, so I continued to walk home. When I got home I went in and I called out to him, no answer, I went in the kitchen he's laid out on the floor with a knife in his hand, with ketchup all over his face and hands, just everywhere, chairs were turned over I turned to run out of the house and he goes APRIL FOOLS! I never got over that! It was April 1st 1987. I was walking home from school, I saw him drive by and I tried to wave him down, but he didn’t stop, so I continued to walk home. When I got home I went in and I called out to him, no answer, I went in the kitchen he’s laid out on the floor with a knife in his hand, with ketchup all over his face and hands, just everywhere, chairs were turned over I turned to run out of the house and he goes APRIL FOOLS! I never got over that!

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