If pokemon were real(and bad) wouldnt the world be destroyed? (info)?

Just imagine these things walking in the streets..Big ariados with sludge bombs,Gyarados rule the seas and skys(half flying type) with surfs and hyper beams,respectively..But just analyze it more for each type..

Flying – Create strong whirlwinds everywhere that would rip houses apart!Also tornados and gusts of winds..
Water – Used as sea carriers and use surf to create big tsunamis to destroy coastal towns..
Fire – Burn everything and put everything on fire..Cities,forests etc.
Grass – Destroy everything with solarbeams and absorb our ater from rivers and lakes and bring drought..Some can be in the cavalry like torterra and venusaur!
Bug – Destroy corps and freak us.
Ground – Cavalry and rip whole cities apart with earthquakes and fissures!
Rock – Cavalry and use rock slide to destroy small villages and towns
Poison – Poison us and our water supply
Ice – With sheer cold they could make a new ice age and low the temperature..
Dark – Assassins..Kill everybody
Ghost – Hypnotize people and eat their dreams or give them nightmares so the go crazy
Psychic – The most powerful..Control EVERYTHING ..Use psychic powers to lift cars and people very high in the sky and let them fall with great force!
Fighting – Kick butt
Dragon – The second most powerful…Just RAPE..Rule the skies and burn destroy everything with hyper beams..
Electric – Zap and down..Create storms with thunders and short-circuits so they would shut down everything..Our technology,satelittes etc..
Steel – Endurable…Cavalry again
Normal – Main attacking force

And for those who say that we would kill the with tanks and bombs…..There are rock,steel,ghost type pokemon that cant be affected by these!Also psychic types like Lunatone who is a rock type too would resist it and with the help of other psychic type,they would control the bombs and throw them back to us or lift the tanks and throw them away!or just create a barrier so that no damage can harm them…Doomsday!!

PS..Some ideas are from Kirby!

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