Athiest, if evolution is true, why are there no transitional fossils of tornadoes in junkyards?

14 comments

1. 

   zazugrey on September 9, 2010 at 11:48 pm

   I read on the internet that there is a picture of a biplane and a 747 IN THE SAME JUNKYARD somewhere in Kansas (can’t remember the link but just Google it, you’ll find it), so evil-ution is obviously the work of the devil. I mean anybody who believes in that tripe has obviously never tried flying, because if god wanted to give us wings we’d be able to, you see what I’m saying? I mean a watchmaker can’t just come from nowhere, that’s what the 2nd law of Thermodynamics says lol. And Roadhorse, can you PROVE that monkeys didn’t come from Shakespeare’s typewriter? Didn’t think so. God bless!!!

2. 

   Kc on September 9, 2010 at 11:48 pm

   XD

   *golf clap*
   Well done, good sir!

   EDIT:
   I think a lot of people are missing the joke.

3. 

   Silent but Deadly on September 9, 2010 at 11:48 pm

   um, what? lol

4. 

   Yamankaâ„¢ [StraightTalk Express] on September 9, 2010 at 11:48 pm

   Is this supposed to be clever?

   nice try.

5. 

   Roadhorseâ„¢ One-Eyed Avenger on September 9, 2010 at 11:48 pm

   If typewriters are extinct, why are there still monkeys and Shakespeare’s plays???

6. 

   N. Cognito on September 9, 2010 at 11:48 pm

   You can’t prove there aren’t, so that proves there are.

7. 

   Purple Monkey Dishwaher on September 9, 2010 at 11:48 pm

   lol. nice

8. 

   Gus on September 9, 2010 at 11:48 pm

   Because a duck’s quack doesn’t echo. And no one knows why.

9. 

   Mr. Owl, PhD on September 9, 2010 at 11:48 pm

   I hope you’re not being serious…

10. 

    Ms Minger on September 9, 2010 at 11:48 pm

    "Athiest.." LOL, you are too good at this!

11. 

    1,927-GB on September 9, 2010 at 11:48 pm

    Do I or do I not know that you are of greater intelligence than this brand of diatribe would suggest?

    What good is it to kick an ant when a bear is chasing you?

12. 

    starpenta on September 9, 2010 at 11:48 pm

    What a great question. I don’t know…I just SAY I don’t believe to p1ss Xians off
    (eye roll)

13. 

    Charlie B on September 9, 2010 at 11:48 pm

    Does a stiff breeze count as a tornado fossil? I hope so, because we tornadoists are in real trouble if it doesn’t!

14. 

    The Full Armor of God on September 9, 2010 at 11:48 pm

    Read This
    http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1041/1041_01.asp

    And Consider this

    Mysteries In Science
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zTXxpXOoe0

    The Young Age of the Earth
    http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid= 1272542059740401469

    The Origin of Man by Dr. Duane Fingerprints of Creation
    http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5725394906886443944

    Gish
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3FZDysZKFQ

    The Origins of Life
    http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3181822797567477581

    Creation In The 21st Century From Where did these Layers Come (From) 1 of 3 (Global Flood)
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZyoXQJ5Al0

    Creation in the 21st Century – Overwhelming Evidence 1 of 3
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o226umqLdsU

    Skull Fossils – As Empty as the Evolutionary Theory
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Yu5jN897kM

    Neanderthals – Smarter Then We Thought
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxL636n3w2o