Are there NO atheist insurance underwriters?
Jan 28, 2010
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Tornado Insurance
I ask because in every single insurance policy there is always a mention of hurricanes, earthquakes, tornadoes and the like as ACTS OF GOD. You couldn’t very well include ACTS OF GOD in a policy if YOU DON’T BELIEVE IN GOD, now can you? So can I safely assume that no atheists work in the insurance business? After all, how can you attribute all these terrible things to the God you do not believe in?
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11 comments
gutbucket on January 28, 2010 at 4:40 pm
IDK, but one definitely needs insurance to cover the actions of the evil and insane god of the bible.
Fireball on January 28, 2010 at 4:40 pm
not that many plus really it is satans acts but they dk that..
PC User on January 28, 2010 at 4:40 pm
Now that I think about it… nope.
Hideki on January 28, 2010 at 4:40 pm
Being christian must be a job requirement…
tosatori on January 28, 2010 at 4:40 pm
My firm can help you out, i run an international atheist insurance company who can help you out.
http://www.atheistsrule.com/
May atheism be with you
Cody G on January 28, 2010 at 4:40 pm
Thanks for that info, I may look into that as a career once I get out the army..
apeman605 on January 28, 2010 at 4:40 pm
In the case of insurance underwriting, Acts of God is a legal term and defined as weather, volcanic activity, rock slides, earthquakes, etc. Glad to help. FYI, even those of us who believe in God realize that there are weather patterns, geological activity and the like.
reckeweg2000 on January 28, 2010 at 4:40 pm
That statement in insurance policies should be changed to the more aptly named "Force of Nature" God doesn’t cause earthquakes, floods, tornadoes and the like. The Earth is complex biosphere of self perpetuation and these events are unfortunate by products of that engine.
myangels on January 28, 2010 at 4:40 pm
my 7 year old so wanted to answer your question because you are Stewie: Granted he didn’t understand a word I read to him he replied: Yep…pretty much.
Mister on January 28, 2010 at 4:40 pm
Tell them you’re an atheist, then they would be legally required to prove God exists to nullify a claim. That would be an entertaining test case.
ManWell KMA on January 28, 2010 at 4:40 pm
According to the first legal dictionary I happened to look at:
"An event which is caused solely by the effect of nature or natural causes and without any interference by humans whatsoever… Judges and lawyers know that the phrase is not intended in its literal sense."